Satirical Piece

Satirical Piece-

Modern day, college tuition is incredibly expensive and prices have drastically hiked since even the 2000s. President Obama has addressed this situation and has stated that he is trying to decrease the costs so that students are not drowning in debt. No change has actually happened yet, and that is why us as a whole should take action. The solution to this problem should be selling to raise money, selling everything you own as if you're starting a store! You sell your dresser, clothes, books, decorations, bed, shoes, and your dog. That'll cover about a year to two years of your college tuition. The second step is to sell your house, property, and lastly, your store business. Sometimes, this isn't even enough. The third step is getting pregnant in your second year of college and sell your baby once you give birth. Lastly, get a part time job! All the kids are doing it and though it's the hardest decision of all these steps, you won't lose anything but your time.